My cats snoring…
thats about all...
Best avatar cosplays ever!
better than the movie
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”
I mean. Really.
everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard
When I told him I didn’t want to be here anymore
He held out his palm
And weaved my fingers through his lifelines
And told me to follow his veins like a map
I found my shaking hand
Hovering over his heart
And he pressed my palm to his chest
Until I could feel his pulse inside me
With every breath I inhaled him
Peppermint and aftershave
The smell of wind still lingering
Like a fog encompassing us both
He didn’t say anything
But I heard it—
His faltering breath
And the strength in his arms as he held me close
In his steady heartbeat
Pounding against my lungs
I heard him say
“I don’t want you to go”
take note gentlemen
So what you’re telling me is that Sliced bread was at one point the greatest thing since Betty White?
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