oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times” but it turned out just to be this little cutie
this guy is systematically undoing the world
Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”
Accurate as ever.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying